Created by Oatmeal
I actually don't believe this. For one thing, I'm pretty tough. Also, I'm knowledgeable about zombies and creatures related to zombies (anyone see 'The Invasion' with Nicole Kidman? Awesome movie!). The chances of me being bitten are pretty slim, considering that I wouldn't take half an hour to figure out that a head shot is what's really required given the situation. Also, I remember the rules of zombie survival a la 'Zombie-land'. (Double-tap! Cardio! Always wear a seat belt!).